I find it really infuriating that the number of slices of meat in my sandwich meat platter and the number of slices of bread in a loaf and the number of slices of cheese in a packet don't correlate like i'm always left with leftover bread and a random slice of cheese
Wake up in the front yard (we don't care)
Wine stain on the sofa (we don't care)
I threw up in the closet but I don't care
Cuz we're young and we're broke and I can't find my coat and the sun is coming up
And oh my god I think I'm still drunk
Where's my coat?
Where?