Lady Gaga has taken home the top prize from the German Holstein Show in Oldenburg, making her the closest thing to a "Miss Germany" in the bovine world.
"For a cow of this age she's in phenomenal form," juror Klaus-Dieter Augustin said.
Gaga beat around 200 competitors from all over Germany and Luxemburg to take the coveted ribbon and be known as "Grand Champion" for the coming two years.
"This is once in a lifetime," said Gaga's owner, Henrik Wille from Essen, Lower Saxony.
Wille keeps Gaga in her own private box back on the farm so that she won't be injured by other cows.
She – like many other prize contenders – travels with her own stylist, making backstage before the show a riot of hair trimming, shampoo foam and sweeping brushes.
But it's all in a day's work for bovine top models like Lady Gaga, whose strong legs, well-formed udders and top-notch phsyique carried her to victory.
To celebrate her big day, Lady Gaga will be milked and washed before tucking into an extra portion of hay, Wille said.
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