Discussion: "Men who masturbate will get their hands pregnant" - Page 4

Eglė

That's what condoms are for, duh.

Schhh

Lemme buy one of these:

chilicheese01

So I'm gonna have thousands of kids in heaven?

RihannaRTT

jomarr

It's true. I'm having twins.

Eglė

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Originally posted by chilicheese01

So I'm gonna have thousands of kids in heaven?

You expect to go to heaven?

M A R C

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Originally posted by Devil

what a nut

I see what you did there.

Afterglow

I promised myself I wouldn't come in here.

UFO

This is such a flawed logic

themroshawottguy

I guess I'm gonna be one hell of a daddy in the afterlife

And in the silence of the night, through all the tears and all the lies, I touch myself and it's alright.

Fanik

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Originally posted by Devil

what a nut

idgi

MaRy

Qwerty1234

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Originally posted by *Tim

It's true, I am a father of 6 already

6? #rookie. I populated half the earth.

Kool_Aid_King

Mess. Some of these Muslim Scholars will say anything

TasteOfYourLips

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Originally posted by GhostHaus

Where's my show 50 kids and counting then?

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Originally posted by Buddy

Call Oprah bitches

I'm gonna be an octomom just from today

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Originally posted by ClarksonSlays

I would have to raise New York City in the afterlife then.

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Originally posted by Hollywood.

What if someone else' hand does it for you? Does their hand get pregnant? Are we both the parents?

And what about women? Women masturbate too... Will we have our vaginas or hands pregnant in afterlife?

Vin

You can't get pregnant if you masturbate standing up.

...Vin

IStanHard

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Originally posted by Vin

You can't get pregnant if you masturbate standing up.

...Vin

Aqim

#StopHandsGettingPregnant2k15

Callum

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Originally posted by Devil

what a nut