The Lovely, a "smart" sex toy, fits around the penis and tracks sexual activity -- from calories burned, to number of thrusts, to the intensity of intercourse. A smartphone app measures these and other data sets before recommending new sex positions "to help you have even better sex next time,"
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One of the best things about the device? Its tracking software isn't only for straight couples -- it's meant for relationships of all orientations.
"It doesn't just have to go on a penis," Reid Mahalko, a sex and relationship expert attached to the project, says of the Lovely in a promotional video. "You can put this wearable on a *****, you can put it on your fingers, you can use it on a toy on yourself. It's really only going to be limited by the ideas that you come up with."
Great so it has an app and complies a dataset on your phone, nothing could go wrong here.
The last thing I need is my GF bitching at me about my thrust intensity.
For sex therapists, this is huge. It's basically a holter monitor for tracking any sexual dysfunction disorders. This obviously isn't for the average dude, I don't see how nobody in this thread has seen what its function really is
