"Men who masturbate will get their hands pregnant"
An Islamic preacher has made the astonishing claim that those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant and be forced to raise the offspring in the afterlife.
'Moreover,' Han said, 'One [saying] states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.
'If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?'
He later posted on Twitter an interpretation of Islam which he said proved masturbation was forbidden, adding: 'Lets keep ourselves out of trouble.'
what a nut
does this mean I lost my virginity to my hand? and as a TOP? 
