Yasss, Britney! Now release "Sorry Adam" and fulfill my 2011 fantasy special edition

her personality

She's coming at us like a dark horse

adorable

You did not just shade Slave 4 U like that. The snake performance guaranteed it's place in pop history. Honestly people that have no idea about pop music talk about it. My friends sometiems say whenever I casually name drop Britney, omg remember that time she had a snake?

I want Britney to release a Dark Horse 4.0. Instant #1.

Literally what I was thinking. I nearly ate my chair, that one is super cute. If I ever get a bodyguard, (which I'll need if Baby Boy doesn't stop sending me death threats and newds) I will have to make hotness a criteria.

Also yes, Sam still has a restraining order on him and cannot come close to Britney. He tried to go to her show last year and was thrown out. I kinda wish Britney chose him for the Freakshow part and then brutally assaulted him with her whip though. Adam was never anything but a coffee fetcher though lbr. All that matters is that Larry doesn't go close to Sam, if he does me and Eternium will send him to the fishes.

Slave is definitely iconic, it's just not up there with BOMT, OIDIA, and Toxic.

Britney should release Bitch I'm Britney. Instant Top 10.

all of them are better and more remembered and acclaimed songs than Anticipating

Those Spotify stats are quite a tragedy.

Not compared to her peers (sans Bey)

All Miss Korea wanted to do was update us on Britney news

Seal It With A Kiss is such a cute, fun bop. How I Roll will remain the worst song on that album. The Anticipating of Femme Fatale, if you will.