Omg I had 2 embarassing experiences at the gay club. both because I got way too tipsy. I lived down the street from the club, so I could get wasted and walk home fine.
1. There was a drag show that night. I had been drinking and I found a daddy. I sat in his lap watching the drag show and he kept buying me drinks. I didn't want to be too expensive so I just drank Budweiser. After about the 6th beer I was out of it. Grinding on his dick while he was licking my neck and my ears. He asked me to go home with him but I told him to just come with me to my place 5 min. down the street but he didn't want to so he abandoned me. He left me there more drunk than I intended to get and I was like **** let me dance. I thought the drag show was over so I pranced out onto the dancefloor. Then people started booing and yelling @ me and I was like omg
haters.....but the show wasn't over and I had jumped on the floor in the middle of a performance. The security had to escort me out the club.
2. I got so drunk I blacked out. Next thing I know I am in the club and I am making out with the hottest muscular go-go dancer and his tongue is literally trying to enter my throat. Once I realize what I am doing I try to get away but he as so big and strong he cluTched me tight.
I felt so ashamed of myself I called my ex and begged him to come pick me up. I slept on his floor and his roommate was yelling and throwing a fit because he was trying to get the cooch cooch but my ex let me sleep on the couch (on which the roommate wanted to get in).
But every other time I had a blast.
