Do all annoying gays have the same cry?

The speed

Joel seems like such a loser to me

Loads of thoughts:

I absolutely hate Simon. Eileen slayed him today.
I've started to kind of like Mark even though I hated him?
Nick and Harry <3 <3 <3
The members of the Bæta Bæta were the best.
I started to like Jack but now I despise the idiot
Danny has become such a reserved father of the house, he's so sensible
Jack and Simon are currently the only housemates I hate (I think) but Sam gets on my nerves

Simon and Jack are such little bitches.

I want to take Jack's dressing gown and cut it into tiny little pieces and then use the string to wrap round his mouth so I don't have to listen to his stupid whiney voice I've never wanted anyone to shut up so much

UPDATED - Current Housemates (Best to Worst)
Nick (up 1)
Jade (down 1)
Harry Amelia (up 5)
Cristian (down 1)
Danny (down 1)
Eileen (-)
Chloe (down 2)
Marc (up 2)
Sam (-)
Joel (up 1)
Jack (down 4)
Simon (-)

fff. How can you not admire Marc? I've never seen an ugly person with such confidence and self security. The way they give him those ridiculously short shorts and he still made them work. His legs are amazing, goals af

He is easily the purest alpha male I have ever seen in big brother. It's only been 5 days and he already has the house under his thumb. The lads have submitted to him, well Nick, Danny & Cristian (and Simon ew) at least. Jack and Joel don't really matter as they hold no power in the house. As long as he has Danny on side, he is truly invincible as their personalities are complimentary and Danny is an enthusiastic subordinate.
Look how he has completely subsided Jade's bitch persona since entering the house; and for her own good too! Finally she has been able to restore her relationships in the house and enjoy herself. Luckily for her, people believe that she was "misunderstood" all this long, but in reality it was just her gameplan that was simply confused.
And he must have some charms that I am must be missing because despite the disgusting things he says to Sam and Chloe, he is still endeared to them some how. He must have an infectious personality. His power is just

Long story short, can I add him into my draft?

Yeah, the thing is, Marc thinks he's the alpha male, but really he's just a laughing stock to everyone, so it really cancels it out.

There's no "leader" in the house at the moment, except maybe Eileen. I feel like people hear her the most in situations and probably respect her the most, too. Marc and Simon will be nominated as soon as they can be, so next week. Luckily for Marc the public is actually on his side and he won't go.

Alpha male in the sense that he is critical to the over all mood of the house. He can be uplifting or he could really get them all pissed off, on edge etc. Unlike Jade who tried to be head bitch, but even when she was given privileges she had no bearing on the houses morale. Meanwhile you can slowly see Joels character fading into nothingness. He used to be quite the bold and manipulative character and you'd think he'd come for Marc more often but Marc is impenetrable and has already overshadowed his cross dressing antics; consequently Joel has been reduced to only providing facial contortions each episode, nothing more. He really has nothing left to offer

Alpha male in the sense that he came there gunsblazing, already had beef with Danny. Danny exclaimed "You're in MY house", and look how the power dynamics have shifted so soon And that's what it's about - power. They don't necessarily have to respect him in the sense that they see him as a king/father. But the house seems more than comfortable to have him run things, there are only a few people who can step to him. And it definitely won't be any of the boys, because they would have done something about these remarks he keeps making to the women of the house.

Not Eileen. You clearly haven't been paying attention She's just the cooky woman they all feel sorry for but at the same time, just waiting for her to disappear already

But Eileen is the only one who stands as like a "parent" figure. She only has bad blood with Simon and the fact Simon screwed her over probably gained her respect from everyone. Queen kind of has everyone gathered at her feet, slay mother!

Y'all watch BBots tonight? Look how Simon was feeding back confidential information to Marc like a good little lapdog. And you say he has no power

At the current rate Marc could actually end up winning, he's 3rd favourite to win now.

It's gross how Simon expects Eileen to be more motherly just because she's an older woman. The fact that she's a bit eccentric is what makes her so great. I loved how she told him to **** off and uninvited him to her birthday.

Marc has nice legs, but that's all I'll give him. It's annoying how he's getting so much screen time under the false name of good tv. Perez Hilton/Katie Hopkins teas. Going around and gently throwing some cups on the floor or moving some chairs around is not good tv. I'm not surprised he's a Leo. I'm a fire sign and I tend to be very pff towards my own.

Simon as the new house punching bag is more entertaining. He's like one mess up after another. Not Chloe calling him a flop, a failure. I also appreciate how fast Sam threw him under the bus to save her own ass. <3

Of course he is. He appeals to the no taste having, lowest common denominator that watch this.