i've been warned for starting this thread before. i expect no less this time

I absolutely hate this debate. I had no idea that anyone stood to wipe until a few years ago when someone asked this. It blew my mind.

No one can understand the other person's side.

I tried to stand when I wiped...it was uncomfortable and awkward. You're supposed to sit on the toilet.

Stand. I don't understand how people sit.

ATRL is the forum with a record amount of threads about ********.

do people stand and get all messy behind to clean it up you need to spread it open and you can only do that by sitting

Yeah, to USE it...

Sitting to wipe... I'm imagining it now. Wouldn't your hand touch the inside of the toilet bowl? And isn't there a risk of getting poop on your back or shirt? NO THANK YOU!

How can you stand up when you wipe? Your ass cheeks get squished together when you stand up and you would get leftover **** all over yourself

Sitting is clearly the civilized way

Um. I think you're visualizing this incorrectly.
Anyway, sit to start off, and stand to finish.

How tf do you wipe while standing? Do you bend over like you're waiting for a ****?

Im still laughing at these responses

Thought this was going to be a cute little thread about waiting in line or something

WHO SITS? You're hand is all in the toilet and **** (no pun intended) i'm disgusted.

I was watching the video and I didn't know people actually stood while wiping like wtf
Like that dude said your butt hole closes by that time. You have to hold open your cheeks then? Then bend over to put the paper in? Too much work.

People wipe while sitting?! This is news to me and the entire concept is baffling and sounds difficult.