The one and only, Hermonie Granger
When she gave a beat down:
Draco talking about Hagrid: "Look at him blubber! Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he's supposed to be our teacher!"
Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first -- SMACK"Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
When she clocked in education:
"You're saying it wrong," Harry heard Hermione snap. "It's Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, and make the 'gar' nice and long."
When she dragged Draco's lack of accomplishments:
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."
When she read Ron down:
A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill again.
She might even shade ha self
Harry was pretty shady too.
