hell no
i'm a messy drunk so i can only imagine how i'd be at a family function

No. I am scared I will expose a secret.

They don't drink anyways.

Everytime.

No I don't get drunk I am classy & sophisticated sorry bout it xx

Always. My family is awesome and we all love to get messy when we catch up.

Not to the point that I'm a mess but enough to take the edge off having to spend time with extended family.

No, never with my family. It would feel uncomfortable.

I've never been drunk

I barely get drunk, period. Let alone with family. I've actually never even been drunk now that I think about it, just dumbass buzzed and/or tipsy.

Hell no. My parents think I don't drink and I like it that way.

No. I would probably regret being drunk around them. Except my brother. He's literally picked me up after throwing up and sleeping in a public toilet next to the club I was at.

Yes

How else would I get through it?

No because my family is full of mormons that believe you go to hell for drinking. I don't like drinking that much in the first place though. Alcohol doesn't taste that good and it takes too long for me to get drunk enough to have fun

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Well I'm Mexican if that answers your question lol.

also this. in fact as far as they know I should be waking up in an hour and a half to go to church, not just getting home at 5:30 on a Sunday morning from a night out with friends

@ people saying they don't get drunk because they think they'll expose secrets. It's not a truth serum.

Wait. My brother has also done this before. I was throwing up at the mall food court after 10 shots and security was called or something and he picked my under aged ass up and took care of me.