This is the type of show for family night. Bring the kids and watch some tasteful television.

This seems like **** disguised as a show lol

CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 07: THE WET AND THE WILD
Written by William S. Preston

- Silent one shot of the characters post-hurricane and where they all seem to be at. Jenny throws darts at Royce’s picture having seen him cheating on her on the news; Karen sits dejectedly, trying not to notice Brody hitting on some other girl; Zach pounds back drinks while holding Stacey’s “I’m sorry” note; James takes a sip of his drink while flashing back to:
- New Year’s Eve 2000, James awaits Y2K. Layla comforts him saying his brother, Jesse, said nothing’s going to happen. While the countdown begins, Layla and James make love, but James finishes before it (and Layla) finishes. The world doesn’t end, so they go at it again.
- Jenny snaps James back to the present. Someone drops off flyers for a special event at Dick Johnson’s Bar sending Jenny off in a huff.
- Jenny offers Zach some “James Bond action”. She needs him to find out what Dick Johnson’s big event is, which involves Dick Johnson’s girlfriend Brianna.
- Flashback: Dick blows off Brianna. In retaliation, she has sex with one of the servers.
- Jenny reveals that guy had to go back to Germany because all the fluid was drained from his body. Zach is supposed to seduce Brianna into telling him what Dick’s event is. Zach initially declines citing his relationship with Stacey. Larry helps him out with finding the right words, but Jenny makes a bet Zach doesn’t know what he just said. After an amusing bit of charades, Zach loses.
- Dick Johnson’s Bar, Zach offers to buy Brianna a drink.
- Double D’s, Brody says goodbye to his latest conquest in front of Karen. She demands to know if she was just points for him on the scoreboard, he says he wanted to stop someone from being heartbroken. Karen is offended, but James interrupts with his brilliant new plan: A wet T-shirt contest. It is met with protests that it’s a hackney gimmick. Jenny supports it and wants to participate, but James immediately cancels the event.
- Dick Johnson’s Bar, Zach and Brianna start to go at it and Zach asks her for information about Saturday. Brianna reveals that it’s a wet T-shirt contest. They finish up their sex, but Stacey catches them. We discover that Stacey’s brother is Dick. Zach leaves.
- Double D’s, Zach returns ****ed and dumped by two different women in one night. He recaps the last five minutes to the gang. James puts back on the wet T-shirt contest with the rule: No staff that is family may participate. Larry is put in charge of publicity, namely get Ice Princess to plug it on her radio show; we learn she’s a DJ.
- At the radio station, Larry apologizes to Ice Princess over the air waves. Whitney forgives him and Larry asks her to advertise their bar over Dick Johnson’s in exchange for sex. Larry makes good on the deal.
- Double D’s, Ice Princess makes good on her part of the deal. Minx returns saying she never misses these nights, James quickly hires her to emcee the event.
- James “pays” Minx.
- Double D’s, the wet T-shirt contest takes place.
- Jen wonders when Royce will try to apologize to James
- Dick Johnson’s wet T-shirt contest is a disaster as only one girl shows up and chickens out halfway through.
- Karen participates in the contest followed by Jenny, much to James’ displeasure. James storms the stage to announce the winner, but Stacey arrives as a last minute contestant and wins.
- Outside, Zach catches up with Stacey and asks her why she didn’t tell him she’s Dick’s sister. She says she didn’t want to spoil their relationship, but he beat her to it. Layla arrives looking for James.
- END OF EPISODE

CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 08: THREE DAYS OF THE COUGAR
Written by Theodore Logan

- Larry and Ice Princess are doing it in the radio station. Her show comes back on the air sending Ice Princess off Larry and into the hot seat. She introduces the show’s topic: The differences between love and lust. Karen calls in as “Clock Clocky”. While Karen expresses how she just wants lust instead of love to get over Brody who is drying himself off from the shower, Larry continues to pleasure Ice Princess. Karen hangs up and discovers Brody had been showering with another woman; Larry and Ice Princess continue to go at it.
- Double D’s, James thanks Minx and she takes off. Layla confronts James about the last seven years of no contact. She apologizes and James asks her for a divorce. Layla refuses on account of their vows being “till death do them part.” James accuses her of breaking them before him.
- The bank calls Jenny about their missed loan payments.
- Brody calls Ice Princess’ radio show as “Rug” from “Ikea” to ask what being in love is like, because he’s been in lust hundreds of times before but never in love; he yearns to be in a relationship but afraid of getting hurt. He starts to watch Karen masturbate; over the phone, Larry and Ice Princess none-too-subtly continue to screw around. Jenny calls out to Brody and Karen catches him watching her. Jenny informs them both the bank is going to close them down. Karen says she’ll call one of her parents for the money.
- Zach practices his apology and Brianna walks up having broken up with Dick. Dick dumps a bucket of water at her, but he hits Zach instead. Zach begs for another chance and Stacey drops another bucket of water on him.
- Clifford B. Kroater Attorney At Law, hears James and Layla’s divorce request. He tells them that because they had so much sex, they can’t get it annulled and will have to have an expensive divorce process. James tries to use her affair with Jesse as a way out of it.
- Karen and Jenny meet up with Karen’s mother who arrives in a beat up trailer.
- Karen’s mother informs her daughter that the family lost their money in bad time-shares in Afghanistan and now her father is off soul searching in Tibet. Karen is devastated they’re poor, but more upset she can’t save the bar. Karen’s mother explains her plan to seduce a billionaire and asks for Karen’s help. Seeing Brody with another girl, Karen agrees.
- Double D’s, Karen and her mother prowl the bar scene to no success and leave.
- Ice Princess informs Larry their listenership has doubled in the past two days because of their unprofessional sex-tivities on the air and the station managers have no plans to stop them.
- At Dick Johnson’s, Karen and her mother continue to hunt for a sugar daddy. Karen’s mother breaks down all the men in the bar to find any potential targets. She spots Dick Johnson wearing the sure signs he has money.
- Layla discusses Ophelia with James. James explains that Jesse left home years ago and Layla still feels bad about breaking James’ heart. Layla explains why she did it, that she didn’t trust James after he blew her off and Jesse was there to comfort her. James explains he wasn’t there because he was getting her something and they never consummated the marriage, so Layla sees no reason for them not to be annulled.
- Karen’s mom takes Dick back into the kitchen and they do it. Afterwards, Dick reveals that the war with Double D’s has cleaned him out of money and if they don’t go out of business soon, he will. Karen’s mom storms off to call Tibet collect.
- Karen catches Stacey pouring another bucket of water on Zach while he’s doing a “Say Anything” with a stereo. Karen and Zach update each other on their individual miseries and comfort each other with a hug. Brody sees them and leaves upset.
- James shows Layla the necklace he got her seven years ago; the necklace she saw in a window on their first date. She didn’t think he was sober enough to remember and he responds that he’d never forget what made her happy. They begin to get intimate until Layla stops them saying that they can’t get an annulment if they consummate the marriage. James replies, “**** it, we’ll get a divorce.” And consummate they do.
- END OF EPISODE

CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 09: RIDING THE AIRWAVES
Written by William S. Preston

- James dreams he’s still consummating with Layla when Jesse appears in bed with them. James wakes up to see Layla coming out of the shower. She guesses his bad dream was about Jesse.
- Larry and Karen see off their mother who is headed to Miami. They are pessimistic about their father ever returning.
- Jenny complains about Dick Johnson’s new commercial to Karen and she shares her problems about Brody. Hesitantly, Jenny reveals to Karen that Brody said he’s going to risk getting his heart broken to be in a real relationship. Karen takes off.
- Dick Johnson’s, Zach and Karen share their double bad luck with their unrequited loves. After Karen goes after Brody, Ice Princess comes up to Zach with two bags of ice saying she’s going to show Larry how she got her nickname. He explains to her that Dick is preparing to shoot a live commercial and laments that Stacey is related to him. Ice Princess informs him she’s a painter and Zach believing he can help her takes off to her studio with Ice Princess trying in vain to expel his misconceptions.
- Brody stares at a letter and then puts it away when Karen comes up. She explains to him that the hug with Zach meant nothing and they should try again. They kiss, but Brody’s phone interrupts them. Jenny calls them back to the bar.
- Double D’s, Jenny has a blueprint of Dick Johnson’s and explains her plan. She wants Larry to lock Dick away, and sends Karen to help give Brody a makeover for his “act”.
- Stacey instructs her nude model how to pose. Zach bursts in with room painting gear. The nude model leaves, so Stacey makes Zach model for her.
- At the attorney’s office, James and Layla file for divorce explaining they consummated the marriage the previous night. Their legal fees are doubled, but they laugh all the way through it.
- Stacey tries to get naked Zach to lighten up more by posing him herself. They end up kissing which ends up leading to love making.
- Dick Johnson’s, Jenny walks in to meet up with Dick. She suggests they go somewhere more private, the stockroom in the basement. Dick is worried as his commercial is in twenty minutes, but Jenny reminds him that it never took them that long. They exit.
- Whitney tells Larry why she’s called Ice Princess and gives him an Eskimo Pole. Larry protests and ends up with an Eskimo Hole, which apparently involves three or more ice cubes inside… But Larry explains he needs to help Jenny with her plan and that he needs to borrow a hundred bucks.
- Dick and Jenny go into the stockroom to talk about them. We discover they used to go out, Jenny keeps it secret, and they each blame each other for opening their bars to screw the other one over. Jenny reneges and kisses him. Jenny stalls Dick by starting to screw him. Larry rushes in and locks the two of them in the room. Dick figures out Jenny’s plan and she explains “All’s fair in love and war.” Focusing on love, Dick accuses her of still having feelings. They begin to make love anew.
- Brody, now in a suit, looks at the unopened envelope and Karen walks up with a thermos. He has second thoughts, but Karen supports him. Larry bribes and instructs the film crew to keep recording no matter what happens, while Karen starts to chug the contents of the thermos.
- Double D’s, James and Layla discuss the difficulty of defeating Dick. The commercial comes on and Brody gives a news report about food poisoning at Dick's bar. Karen vomits in the background. Brody then plugs Double D’s as an alternative. James is ecstatic and Layla tells him that tonight, they should just enjoy their last few moments of being married together. And enjoy it they do.
- Jenny and Dick make love in the stockroom. Larry walks in and is stunned by the sight. Royce then enters with a bouquet of flowers to apologize. Jenny is left looking at both men.
- END OF EPISODE

CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 10: GOT BALLS?
Written by Jodi Miller

- Karen and Brody rush back to Karen’s room after their commercial success. They decompress in each other’s arms with Brody saying he’ll be there in the morning.
- At Dick’s, Jenny is between Royce and Dick. Jenny is insulted by Royce’s flowers and he tries to guilt her by saying she slept with Dick. The two boys start to argue, but Jenny interrupts them both with rejections. She storms off leaving them both calling after her.
- Karen wakes up alone, but finds Brody’s letter. She pockets it as Brody walks in. He says she’s not getting rid of him that easily.
- Zach comes over to look at Stacey’s painting. He tries to get her to paint a bigger manhood for him, but settles for painting her nude.
- James explains the finance troubles to Jenny. The bank calls and James has a vehement argument with them. He explains to his sister that the bank is coming to close them down today. Jenny suggests James make himself unavailable so they can’t serve him.
- Karen steams open Brody’s letter. Ice Princess comes in and tells Karen about her “wild stallion” brother. Karen reads the letter and finds out Brody’s been accepted at NASA in Houston.
- Stacey checks out her portrait and criticizes her blue breasts. Zach fixes it by painting on her. Their painting leads to them washing each other off with sponges, and of course sex.
- Karen innocently hands Brody the letter and he blows it off. Karen is standoffish, which Brody mistakes for her about to break his heart. She says she’s not, he leaves, and she says he’ll break hers.
- Karen and Brody make love in the shower.
- Dick tries to appeal to Jenny who is on watch for the bank. Inside the bar, James and Layla go at it again. Royce arrives distracting Jenny too. A woman passes them while they three argue. After James and Layla have finished, James suggests he call Jesse for help bailing out the bar. The woman arrives and serves James the notice.
- James distracts the bank woman by making her a few cocktails. She admits that she wanted to learn the art of drink mixing after seeing “Coyote Ugly”. James sees his opportunity and offers to teach her.
- Karen and Brody talk and Brody opens the letter. Karen seems content that he will leave.
- Zach, Stacey, Larry, and Ice Princess are having a double date at the bar. Jenny asks about the person from the bank, James walks up and explains that he was able to buy them a week. He shows Jenny the bank girl mixing drinks for a crowd of guys.
- Karen confesses to opening the letter and says she’s fine with him leaving. Brody tears up the letter and says he’s not leaving because of Karen. Karen looks both touched and sad.
- END OF EPISODE

Next time on Co-Ed Confidential: Spring Break:
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 11: BLAST FROM THE PAST
Rated TVMA: STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT, ADULT CONTENT, NUDITY, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time: 29 minutes
Genre: Sex, Comedy

Karen resorts to kissing a girl to push Brody to leave her. Dick Johnson wants Jenny back--if not in his bed, then perhaps in his bar? James' brother, Jessie, is back in town and wants to see Layla. (TVMA) (AC,AL,N,SC)

CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 11: BLAST FROM THE PAST
Written by William S. Preston

- Karen and Brody make love on a couch outside. Afterwards, Brody looks off into space. Karen notices and asks if he is sure he doesn’t want to join NASA. He says yes, but she’s doubtful.
- Jenny is on the phone with someone explaining her problem with Royce and Dick. The person on the other end doesn’t seem to want to hear too much graphic detail. Finally, Jenny confirms the other person will be visiting the next day and tries to stop them to no avail.
- Jenny goes into Dick’s bar and ends their relationship. Dick is determined that if she won’t have him romantically, he’ll hire her to work at his bar. He notes the Spring Break Olympics are soon.
- Royce tries to happily surprise Jenny outside the bar, but ends up getting kneed in the crotch. Jenny rejects him again.
- James catches Layla cheating in strip poker. While they consummate, James catches a Peeping Tom watching them.
- Karen gathers Larry, Ice Princess, and Zach to help her break up with Brody so he’s upset at her and not heartbroken. Karen devises a plan to have Brody catch her and Ice Princess having sex. Larry is upset with the plan, but Karen convinces them that she’s the only one who it will work with.
- Jesse meets up with Layla on the beach and tells her to meet up with him that night at the beach house.
- Larry goes to Brody and tells him he suspects Ice Princess of cheating on him with Karen. He asks Brody to meet him that night at the beach house.
- Karen and Ice Princess start to get intimate, but Ice Princess can’t stop giggling as she always giggles when she does something new. Karen accuses her of self sabotaging it because of Larry.
- James tells Jenny that Layla’s at the beach house. Jenny informs James that Jesse is in town and he takes off.
- At the beach house, Layla and Jesse talk about what happened and how Jesse wants to fix things with James.
- Larry and Brody catch Karen and Ice Princess engaged in intimate relations. Brody knows it was all staged, because Larry’s a terrible actor. He wants to talk to Karen in private.
- On his way back to the beach house, James fantasizes about Layla and Jesse having sex.
- Karen explains to Brody that she got the idea of sending Brody off upset from James when he had to make sure Ophelia went on a science expedition. Karen convinces Brody that he needs to follow his dreams and he agrees. They both figure they’ll keep seeing each other until they have to go their separate ways.
- Ice Princess tries to explain to Larry that the whole lesbian sex was fake.
- James arrives and catches Layla and Jesse together, but sitting together at the end of the bed fully clothed. James tries to punch Jesse, but fails. James tells him that he can have Layla and storms out.
- Zach meets up with Karen and says how impressed he is of her and what she did for Brody. Zach reminisces how great it was to be with her and kisses Karen’s hand.
- James runs into the Peeping Tom who confirms that Layla and Jesse did not have sex, but talk about how upset Jesse is about his and James’ relationship.
- Karen looks up at the moon and space and pleads for them to take care of Brody.
- Fade out. END OF EPISODE.

Next time on Co-Ed Confidential: Spring Break:
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK 12: LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Rated TVMA for ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT, NUDITY
Time: 30
Genre: Sex, Comedy

Sex becomes a sporting event for the Co-eds as they spend their last few days in Miami. But it's the sexy games of the Spring Break Olympics that bring the Co-eds toe-to-toe with rival, Dick Johnson. The stakes are all or nothing--if they lose the competition, they will lose the bar. (TVMA) (AC,AL,N,SC)