Not ur own mom shading you like that, DAMNNNNNN

Has anyone ever went like "is ur facebook hacked"

I feel my parents are gonna do this to me

Mess not for years but then recently my dad asked me if I thought some random female celebrity was attractive and I was like wtf no

That's what my mom was getting at. She asked "how do you know?".

Meanwhile, you leave comments on your friends' pics:

No. I think my 1800 word letter (status update) was pretty clear.

No

My mom only asked my sexuality cause I was singing Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman out loud. Britney's impact.



She tried to get me alone to expose me too, but luckily my other cousin came into the room and made me come outside to get food

I accidentally sent my dad a text that included the words "slay my soul".

A mess.



I doubt our parents did it with the same gender as well, hypocrites

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I only send them yasssssss

My relatives always ask me if I have a girlfriend and I always play it off like and say I have a few and act like I have a bunch of girls around me, which I do
But my parents never ask I don't think they care anymore cuz I've never brought any girls home

i got a fake girlfriend. whenever someone brings that question up, i talk about her

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My parents think I date every girl that I invite over to my house to watch Mean Girls or Gossip Girl

This might be my favourite thread ever.

For both the context and the image.

None of the guys in my class really ask me about girls

It's only because my friends know that I'm gay and they told their boyfriends so a few of them know. Then these girls in my class exposed me by simply asking me in front of everyone and I was all "uh yeah I'm gay lol" and this was like a month ago and my sexuality is still lowkey a secret

So grateful no one told

Omg though, my mom is legit stupid if she didn't believe I was gay before I came out. Like my phone background was a picture of a shirtless guy and my mom LOVES going through my phone before I wake up every morning, so when she saw the pic she awoke me and was all "WHO IS THIS" and I was all "an actor" and she pondered for a second and was all "ah"