idk whether I should say
Poor Ke$ha for having The Flaming Lips stolen by Miley
Poor Miley for having been second choice after ke$has shackles were exposed
or Poor Flaming lips for having to work with either of them in the first place.
I made the mistake of listening to the Britney Spears / Iggy Azalea song Pretty Girls in the article above. The only way I can accurately describe it is that it sounds like two small wild mammals, which have been feasting on a mixture of rancid garbage and their own faeces, violently throwing up the garbage/faecal vomit before dying a painful death.