Just starting the launch episode. BBUK is always such a mess, it's great for like two weeks and then goes to ****. Like, remember last season when Helen got the free pass to the finals and then won?
An absolute mess. And the British public is horrid, they vote out anyone likable, entertaining, attractive.... Pie Face is totally gonna win this season just cuz he's a harmless basic bathtub.
ANYWAY.
Thoughts on the housemates as I go:
Chloe: She seems likable enough. Dumb, but that's fine.
Kieran: Holy ****. His voice. He sounds like a dolphin on acid. I can't even remember him because his voice was so incredible annoying.
Simon: HOLY ****. Showbiz DAHLING **** OFF.
Jade: Seems like a pretentious twat, and she's not that pretty. Normally I scoff at the British public for booing the pretty girls out of jealousy, but they were right to boo her.
Joel: I like him so far, but I saw that you guys all hate him so...
Cristian: Aw. Of course he'll get hate for being an alpha fit guy but he doesn't seem that bad. Can't be a complete idiot, going to a school like that. Can't wait for the cringy rapping though.
Harriet: I really liked her. She made me laugh.
[Ugh the public's booing of absolutely everything is so annoying. stfu. It's like every commenter from the Daily Mail showed up.]
Pie-Face: Ugh. That hat.
Twins: Ugh, not more twins. Katie and Lucy from BBAUS were horrible. Also they both look like they're 37 trying to pass for 24.
Adjoa: Oh boy. She should be excellent. I love psycho bitches. [Of course boos]
Nick: What. I am confused. He's a bunch of annoying things, but since he admits them straight away, it's less annoying? I don't know what to think. I definitely laughed, so... haha. Interesting, to say the least. I don't see how someone who knows the word "loathable" gets kicked out of two schools though
Oh I brush my teeth loads too! Okay he's growing on me.
[Simon is so annoying. Every time a new housemate arrives, he butts in there and annoys me.]
Danny: Mess at this construction worker angle with Wrecking Ball playing. He seems chill though.
Sarah: Yessss. Easy favorite. Self-proclaimed bitches are my favorite type of women.
Aaron: Anyone who doesn't like pizza is not a normal human being. And the zebra outfit. Ugh. An attention ***** for sure.
Eileen: Lol. She should be a riot. Reminds me of Madonna a bit.
[Oh god the Perez lookalike in the audience. Gross.]
THIS SHOWBIZ BUSINESS NEEDS TO STOP.
Immunity. Well, at least it's not the full thing, like Helen's.
Simon being annoying down to the last second lol. What a perfect result. Beautiful. "SIMON. PLEASE LEAVE THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE. YOU. HAVE BEEN. EVICTED. SIMON. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PLACE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE. YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO SAYYY YOUR GOODBYEEES!" LMAO BB is RUTHLESS.
THE BEST BITS. I AM HOWLING.
