Jesus CHRIST.
I
knew Britney Spears would be the true saviour of pop music in 2015.
Fantastic pop record. Love everything about it. The production. The fact that Iggy Azalea is barely in it, so it's easier
for The Army to edit her out for a solo version later. Britney Spears' Icona Pop impression with "We're just so prettah!"
Aye. Don't you know that it's always the same. From Australia around to LA.
You can betchu whereva' tha' girls go, boys follow.


All around the world pretty girls.
Pour the drinks. Bring the noise.
Aye. Is it true that these men are from mahz? Is that why they be actin' bizah?
Every time I walk out my house, it's like, "Hey, Baby."
Thank you, Britney Spears, for saving this awful year in music.
I won't say everyone in the music industry should kill themselves after this,
but no one is topping "Pretty Girls" this year, so just hang it up. I'm right behind you.
My
corpse was on the ground after I jumped off the balcony, but then somebody
blasted "Pretty Girls" from a 1993 Cadillac and it revived me. She really is Jesus Christ.
...Vin