This takes big ***** over
FML, and the texts don't seem as contrived or as fake as some of the stuff I've seen on
FML.
My personal favorites? 
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(412): I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
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(205): at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
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(325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
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(213): he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
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(845): Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
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(801): Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
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