You have the nerve to come for me when you claimed to be a 19-year-old white woman named "Alessa" (which oddly changed to "Allison" 2 months later) who had rich parents and occasionally worked at the office with them but basically got whatever she wanted.

Then one night, we was all on kik, and it was 3 AM and you said "I gotta go to bed so I can get up for school", and we all clocked, but you DESPERATELY tried to claim "flkjblj see how tired I am! I meant work! Not school!", but none of us had it.

Then I IMMEDIATELY suspected you were catfishing and demanded your ass send me a picture immediately and you spent 10 minutes going "Let me get my dog! My light switch is too far away! I'm so tired! I wanna sleep! You're paranoid!" until you sent me a picture of a redhead holding a terrier despite the first picture of yourself being some sharp-featured brunette girl, and you had earlier claimed to own a labrador retriever.

Then I demanded the truth, and you said you wanted to delete your Twitter & ask the mods to permaban you (Neither of which happened), and you finally sent those pictures of yourself revealing you to be a mustachioed, 16-year-old Mexican boy from a middle-lower class family with 2-4 siblings who lived in God knows where Virginia.

Your cat-fishing ass DESERVES as many lashings as you ever get.