You have the nerve to come for me when you claimed to be a 19-year-old white woman named "Alessa" (which oddly changed to "Allison" 2 months later) who had rich parents and occasionally worked at the office with them but basically got whatever she wanted.

Then one night, we was all on kik, and it was 3 AM and you said "I gotta go to bed so I can get up for school", and we all clocked, but you DESPERATELY tried to claim "flkjblj see how tired I am! I meant work! Not school!", but none of us had it.

Then I IMMEDIATELY suspected you were catfishing and demanded your ass send me a picture immediately and you spent 10 minutes going "Let me get my dog! My light switch is too far away! I'm so tired! I wanna sleep! You're paranoid!" until you sent me a picture of a redhead holding a terrier despite the first picture of yourself being some sharp-featured brunette girl, and you had earlier claimed to own a labrador retriever.

Then I demanded the truth, and you said you wanted to delete your Twitter & ask the mods to permaban you (Neither of which happened), and you finally sent those pictures of yourself revealing you to be a mustachioed, 16-year-old Mexican boy from a middle-lower class family with 2-4 siblings who lived in God knows where Virginia.

Your cat-fishing ass DESERVES as many lashings as you ever get.

What's really funny is that I write screen plays, and I'm currently working on a private project TV show season.

But that's not the funniest part.

The funny part is that up until now, you've been INCESSANTLY trying to contribute to it because you're too lazy to come up with anything on your own so you needed to tack yourself onto my own creation.

But now that we're not friends, it's something to mock?

Not my fault you can't write your own application, let alone a full season of TV show scripts.

You can't make the copyright joke cuz the girls here don't know what happened, idiot.

But the truth is, I was given access to exclusive posters (among other things) from the upcoming FOX TV show Scream Queens (Starring Emma Roberts; teasers have been my avi recently), and I leaked them online. I was recently contacted by FOX who threatened legal action if I ever do this again, and the posters were removed from my social media accounts.

Thing is, Ricardo here's been begging me for tea and now he's mad that I can't share any and he's never been in the know of things.

Rick,

You made a power point presentation for your school under the "Your Passions" assignment about the TV show that I created ON MY OWN that you just forced your own name onto without my permission. I wrote every single thing that you put on every single slide of that power point.

You can't even do your own original school assignments.

And you and these Tumblr RP's that we both join (Yes, I join them; I'm shameless)... You're constantly following me to various RP's even though I've made it clear I don't want to interact with you, but you have the nerve to ask "Write the bio for this character" because your ass is unoriginal, lazy, and not creative.

Your bitch ass can't do anything on your own. When will your parasitic existence CEASE?