But fried chicken is delicious



*a wild Señor Gaga pops up*
"Yes, yes, eet eez!!" *bites Tony's chin off*

Not when Bad Blood is a Katy reject

Mariah could've easily broken The Beatles' and even MJ's 5 #1's record had the timing just slightly aligned by a bit for her initial singles.

wtf

You drink piss, too? Good for you.

Honey and My All are two of her best songs and both were dubious discount #1s, they barely made a dent on pop airplay

My All is one of her best songs Jizzno.
Want You Back has been haunting me all over Youtube the past 2 days. What virus did you send me?

And still managed to be more successful than Kesha.

I wish Loverboy had gone #1 in retrospect, it would have exposed her to so much more dragging. The fact that it was 49c when the price of a regular single at the time was $1.99, Katy could never.

just cause it's awful doesn't necessarily mean it was touched by Tacky's hands, although the salt in the wound of scoring a smash with a diss track rejected by the person you're dissing



California Gurls
International Smile
Ghost

And I could go on and on, on and on
And I will

I'd give my aaaaaaaaaalllll
To haaaaaveee
Just one more piece of you

*bites Tony's ear off and ignores his cries of pain*
"mercy, mercy!!" he screams with whatever strenght he has left

The fact that you could walk into any music retailer in the 90s/early 00s and Mariah would have a whole set up next to the cash register for her single at 49c, like bubblegum or a pack of mint

Katy really tried it

I am crying

Best to worst

1 Break Free
2 Problem
3 Love Me Harder
4 One Last Time
5 Bang Bang

Modern day Thriller tbh

Knee is coming hard

*Naked and covered in feces, Tony crawls on the floor, desperately trying to reach the door. But he has lost too much blood and his 88 year old body can carry him no longer. He collapses and starts weeping*
"Mmmm...I still hungry!" exclaims El Señor as he approaches the old man
"Just kill me, kill me!" cries former Album of the Year winner Tony Bennett
*El Señor surveys his prey for a few moments, pondering what piece to eat next...and BITES off a huge chunk of flesh from his back*
*From a block away, a faint cry can be heard*