Disregard virtually everything the person you're talking to said and reply with non-sense that's almost a completely different topic. Or, continually post things that are sensitive and contrarian to what the majority of the people around you believe/support, even if you personally disagree with what you just posted.
1. Open up ATRL
2. Click "Make new thread"
3. Click the X in the corner of your browser, turn off computer, go outside and walk your dog, talk to that guy you've been stalking on Facebook for the past 2 years, and maybe even go have fun once in a while.
