She's lucky that didn't blow up or she'd kill her career stone dead in the UK
I want piers to catch wind of it. When that vile, putrid, sterile old codger kicked the bucket, the UK sent "Ding Dong the witch is Dead" #1 on iTunes and nearly number 1 on their Singles chart that week. And it's completely the fate madonna will face as her fans wait with bated breath for Ray of Shart to zip up the charts
The people in the world who legitimately "stan for" Kim Kardashian aren't really the brightest, in general. That's literally worse than stanning for Lady Gaga. And it's hard to get worse than people who stan for Lady Gaga. People who stan for Lady Gaga literally need buses with therapists on them to keep them from doing self-inflicted injuries. But the people who stan for Kim Kardashian are even more embarrassing than those attention-seeking losers who kill themselves. What a mess.
...Vin
Not this only being the tip of iceberg of recent Kum drags.
Greasy, Britney can't sell out her Vegas venues, lacks adult rights, cannot complete a full sentence and ran to Iggy Azalea for a hit. Next.
Bounce, Gaga hasn't had a platinum album since Kim's 72 day marriage, lets Tony Bennett feel her up and call her his "girlfriend" in private, and is a heroin addict. Move.
DollasnDiamonds, Ke$ha is shaped like a refrigerator, is literally someone's property and has less major awards than Katy Perry. Again, next.
Sahn, All of Madonna's songs are forgotten, she's officially become Regina's mom from Mean Girls, and the cast of a local black FOX show beat her album to #1. Sit down.
Notice how all my drags were factual critiques while yours are embellished fanfiction
Only Kesha's (Released) music belongs to someone else and she's not shaped like a fridge anymore, more like a pear
The people in the world who legitimately "stan for" Kim Kardashian aren't really the brightest, in general. That's literally worse than stanning for Lady Gaga. And it's hard to get worse than people who stan for Lady Gaga. People who stan for Lady Gaga literally need buses with therapists on them to keep them from doing self-inflicted injuries. But the people who stan for Kim Kardashian are even more embarrassing than those attention-seeking losers who kill themselves. What a mess.
Jennifer Lopez is so underrated in ATRL the fact that she can stay relevant even if her music and movies flopped.
Yeah, everything she does is pretty trend pandering and adds nothing to the respective industry it's in - rather, detracts. But you've gotta respect her iconicism I guess (?)
And it's completely the fate madonna will face as her fans wait with bated breath for Ray of Shart to zip up the charts 
Every ****ing time I see it I cackle 
