The song was written for her teen fans, nothing cringeworthy about it....


well maybe the part about being invited to parties

I can't at some of you coming for Hair. That song is perfect and it's all teen-angst.

Walk down the runway, but don't puke, It's okay
You just had a salad today, Boulangerie
Just ask your gay friends their advice, before you
Get a spray tan on Holiday, in Taipei

And how the **** is this not posted yet?

I'm sure I can think of a lot more but generally the verses on ARTPOP are a MESS.

Most of Applause
Most of Venus
Most of ARTPOP (song and album)
That line in Hair
In the morning buy me eggs - Boys Boys Boys
The whisky mouth / blonde south lyric in Heavy Metal Lover
anything to do with Black Jesus and Amen Fashion

OMG she has so many!

People defending Hair oh my god

"when I lay in bed I touch myself and think of you" - X Dreams

That Garden Panty line

*stares at Stuck on ****in You, Jewels & Drugs*



Don't you even go there.

Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time.

What even?

This!

Venus bridge slays tho!

And I want lots of friends that invite me to their parties

Black Jesus Amen Fashion is iconic

and

"When I lay in bed I touch myself and think of you" is the best lyric on ARTPOP

I knoow that moom and daad think Iiiii'm a meesss
But it's alright because I am rich as piss!

I'm so ready to drag Taylor

What in the world?