Narcissistic Personality Disorder: People with narcissistic personality disorder often display snobbish, disdainful, or patronizing attitudes. For example, an individual with this disorder may complain about a clumsy waiter’s “rudeness” or “stupidity” or conclude a medical evaluation with a condescending evaluation of the physician.

Oops...I forgot one.

Anxiety probably

This combination of offensive bull **** and flamebait is actually rather incredible.

Eating disorder but not because I'm mentally restricting myself but because my stomach can't digest food properly so if I eat more than it can handle I get severe cramps. It's been so almost my whole life.

Gather and read ha!

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It's just a comment to the fact that nobody is perfect. Neither was Jesus. You clearly have denial issues about yourself...learn some self evaluation, it's good for ya.

There is much more into diagnosing if you have a disorder. There are different qualifications and time ranges that need to be met in order to say that I've been diagnosed with such a such. Much more than these simple paragraphs tell.

For that reason, and the shade spotted in the gifs, like Madonna doesn't have dementia, you only put her there because of her age, and not feeling comfortable with this whole choose your disorder thing; this thread is now closed.

If you are truly interested in psychology, then enroll in some classes and look into reading the DSM-V.

I have a Bachelors degree in Psychology. Going to go get my Masters in some years after I gain some experience in the field first, so I can continue to learn about the disorders in a non book/classroom setting.