Omg I have THE best story ever
In first grade I was randomly being a little bitch in class. And the teacher THREATENED to call the office if I didn't stop. Ofc I didn't. Then she walked over to the phone and I started crying. i ran after her and hit her on her ass

I begged her not to do anything. Every time she dialed the number to the office I hung up the phone

She had to go next door and ask the other teacher to call and I screamed and kicked a chair, fell down and sobbed on the floor.
I have cried other times tho, let me type up a couple more stories.