A new Reddit thread asking users to submit the most horrendous baby names they have ever come across has attracted more than 18,000 comments in just 24 hours, and turned up a treasure trove of bad parental judgement calls.
FEMAIL has compiled he worst examples, including the names 'Orgasm', submitted by the daughter of a midwife who has heard her fair share of horror stories, and 'Mazen', because 'it was 'mazen' (amazing) when the child was born.
One submitter reported a friend having named her child 'Britney Shakira Beyonce', claiming: 'They would call her by the full name every time.'
A handful of people warned against the pitfalls involved with combining two names into one.
'A friend of my sister-in-law worked in a maternity ward and saw a kid named after her grandparents, John and Veronica. Her name was Vejonica,' one wrote.
'According to my friend Hellzel, her mother liked the name Hazel but her dad was a biker and loved Hells Angels, so they came up with this mess,' another remarked.
'Abstinence' was another shocker. 'I predict she will be pregnant by 16,' mused the submitter.
OUR PICK OF THE BEST
1. Obamaniqua
2. I'munique
3. Boy Boy
4. Hellzel
5. Abstinence
6. Britney Shakira Beyonce
7. Vejonica
8. Gennah Tyles
9. Mazen
10. Like
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I cone wanted to call a future daughter "Voguelle"
. Then I realised I'd never have kids anyway
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That's a username here.
