Shepherd found dead after 'having sex with scarecrow'
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The remains of Jose Alberto, an Argentinian shepherd were discovered next to a scarecrow he reportedly had sex with after dressing it up in a wig and lipstick.
Neighbours discovered the rotting corpse after calling the local council to complain about the odour emanating from his house in San Jose de Balcarce in eastern Argentina.
"I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
"It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
"There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," he added according to a Mirror report.
Mess at him dressing it like a girl but putting a penis on it. Also, someone could've murdered him and plotted this to make it look like a freak accident.
