The wolf said, "You know my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way."
The wolf said, "You know my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way."
this would get 50,000 notes on tumblr they live for this stuff
I once wrote sumthin that got over 50,000 notes on tumblr <3
I wonder how many notes it has now I haven't checked in like a year
Edit: omg 235,000 <3
It was probably something along the lines of "I had a dream where my cat was working at McDonalds with me & she had a little uniform on and everything. but she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone kept yelling at me saying "your cat sucks on fries" & I would reply "she's just a cat give her a break" and then woke up crying"
