Winner it is.

Its funny to know how most of these misheard lyrics have sexual connotations to them

P!nk's "This is How It Goes Down"

WRONG: "I'll make you come 'til you're sensitive"
CORRECT: "I'll make you come to your senses if..."

LMAO. I could so hear this on the song at first too.

Hot N Cold

R: You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
W: You change your mind lycra girl changes clothes

this one
made my day

wtf

I ALWAYS used to say "Just like the cow on commercial" I was like what the hell, but thought she seriously said it.

OMG! i just heard Painted Windows by PCD and it sounded perfectly like this...

"Jump in my painted windows, wanna see my asshole"

correct
"Jump in my painted windows, wanna see ma-aaa-my soul"

wtf

David Archuleta - Touch My Hand

Wrong: Only me only you and the bed
Right: Only me only you and the band

How can someone forgot Jessica Simpson's version of "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)". You gotta listen to her version to understand what i mean.

Right
You spin me right round...
baby right round...
like a record, baby

Wrong
You spin me right round...
baby right round...
like a burger, baby

LMAO I always thought it's "the gay men" looool

Paper Ganster
misheard: I suck a woman dick, yeah know what I am
correct: a superwoman chick you know that i am

It does sounds LIKE A BURGER!!!

I have lots, but this is the weirdest one:

Janet Jackson - All For You
Correct Lyrics: Come over here and get some

Misheard lyrics: *** over here and get your son

Battlefield - Jordin Sparks

Correct : I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor
Wrong : I guess you better go and get shawarma, (get shawarma) get shawarma

Yes!!
Come over and getcha son

Boom Boom Pow:

wrong:
Gotta get deaf

Nickelback's "If Today Was Your Last Day":

Correct:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have

Misheard:
Would you live each moment like your last?
Evil Bitches in the past
Don't need any dime you have