Homophobe: "I don't hate homosexuals, I just don't condone the lifestyle"
Me: "I done did a lot of **** just to live this here lifestyle" *dougies*
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I HATE how homophobes say the word "homosexual" the way they ****ing draw out the word like its rotten cheese fallen out of their blessed mouths homo-SEX-you-ills, like STFU you beast