Gourgeist is the lesbian who works at your local coffee shop. She’s well read, likes alternative music and has a questionable haircut. She’s a sweet girl with a goofy sense of humor. And she just LOVES hummus and everything organic…so make of that what you will.



Machamp is the kind of gay man who cares more about his dick pics than he does about anything else. He lives at the gym and makes it his job to keep his body right and tight. He may not be the smartest or kindest guy, but he looks great naked. And that counts for something, right?



Hypno is one of those distinguished homosexuals with a 401K and brandy collection. He likes his men like he likes his wine- in the basement.



Weepinbell is the village bicycle of the gay community. And you can’t blame him- look at those DSLs.



Masquerain: YAAAS QWEEN, SLAY!