I'm gonna spill some pills and water on the floor and lie there next them when I go my parents and whoever comes home first is in for a surprise. A bit cruel but ...

I'm going to say

"Mum, you're going to be a grandparent"

Then say

"April fools, I'm gay, surprise!"

OMG Mess that's like crossing the line sis

I did this when I was like 11, I put some talc powder into a small bag, the size buttons are kept in and put it next to me, I then emptied a bottle of tic tacs and put them on the floor, I then turned music on and lay on the bed waiting for my gran to come home, she was calling me for ages and then she walked into the room and started screaming, it wasn't even April fools day

Omg

The sheer lack of ruth