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Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA
Do that thermometer thing when you pretend you have fever or something.
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how do i make my head super hot in a short amount of time?
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Originally posted by Sam
Say you were raped by your teacher and you don't want to go to their class. That always worked for me. (Oh wait, that was actually true for me...)
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oh my goddddd
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Originally posted by Guernica
say that it's that time of the month and you got cramps real bad or if you're super desperate tell her you have diarrhea nobody questions diarrhea
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omg your a mess have you ever faked being sick none of that will work! :

i get really bad cramps during that time though and she knows i do and still sends me to school
