ummmm ok that's kind of an over reaction

Why can't McDonalds have breakfast all day?

I like how I look today, I like my messy hair and my acne is at an all-time low (although still present and visible.) I went to work and they have pictures of all tutors and I saw the picture they took of me in August. I look so bad it's sad I was fatter, my face full with acne, doing an awkward no confidence pose and I'm the only guy who isn't smiling in the picture

This semester has been tougher but better than the last one no doubt.

I love boys!

I wish I were brave enough to tell someone I like him. There's this guy who works at the desk at the dorms and he told me once in Grindr that he thought I was cute so I don't know I wished I were brave enough to flirt or ask him out on a date.

Same with people I feel like there are so many people who I could become friends with.

he openly told you that he thought you were cute and you know he's gay omg what are you waiting for

why did The Voice start following me on tumblr now I feel obligated to follow them leave me alone pls

When you feel like you have to poop but you really don't...

Wtf why doesn't this ever happen to mi

O wait that's right because I never leave the house hehehehehehehe

but what about your lucrative security guard career

Aside from that I mean

My work is literally str8sville anyway.

I still can't get over @posh trying to be me like a year later...

You're so late to the party boo.

Omg is this what Madonna feels like?

wait don't you and loko live in the same damn state clearly you need to hop over to wherever loko is because he's got all the gayz with him

All this Tidal ********

Just stop being a stingy mother****er and get a job and buy your music or go without it

Replace "food" would a word that rhymes with "sass" and you'll be correct.

Ew, let me change my avatar. You're the last person I want to be associated with.