I need a haircut so badly, but I don't feel like going to the barbershop. I hate them

Plus I have acne on the back of my head that's very sensitive. These dumbasses dig into my head with the razor then say 'you gotta get that checked out, man." DUMBASS when you irritate something it's gonna be red and ugly.
But yea, my hair (and hairline) is a sight for sore eyes right now