Chile are you 12? That's nasty and juvenille

**** screen protectors, just spent like 20 minutes trying to align that ****.

Farting is completely normal. The competition is definitely a guys thing, though

Like forreal though.

I dont care what comes out of her mouth unless it involves Wesley Pipes blowing her back out forreal

I have tons of male friends and we never have farting competitions

Thank GOD. I was starting to think I was making this **** up.

Death @ you farting in public though

Y'all will not come for me and fart competitions. I guess only gays & chicks hate farts.

Yeah, most of my friends are straight dudes and flatulence competitions have def never happened. I'd end up knocking somebody's ass out if they constantly did that **** around me.

But my friends are straight.

Farting is OK. At least you can roll down the windows.
There's nothing worse than
Someone puking in your car after drinking too much
OR
Some dumbass stepping on your shoes in the club.

I kinda wanna watch Snoop's show on HBO

I'm sure Jeremy can relate but I always wear shoes that I don't mind getting ruined. Someone stepped on a pair of my Cool Grey 11s in the club one time and I was on the verge of a meltdown in the middle of the floor.

Let me clarify, my WHITE friends thinks it's hilarious. My black friends hate it too

Poor thing.

THIS.

That must be Travis's white side taking over

EDIT: I knew it

My bred 11s were basically done for the other weekend. I have like 3 pairs so I didn't really care but still...seeing them ****ed up like that had me in my feelings lol

Always wear my darker based sneakers to the club too. Unless It's conflicting with my fit.

I wish I had white friends tho. I think I'm a tad too ratchet

Some woman had her 5yr old kid running around in church and he stepped on my shoes lol.
The rage I was feeling inside.