The U.S. does not have a measly "country" as its bitch. We have an entire continent, including Canada and all of Latin America and the Caribbean.

We even have a historic document to back it up. It's the Monroe Doctrine.






errr... but you are, Blanche, you are

El pobrecillo, so delusional.

They have Chile, perhaps.

Canada is too nice to make anyone their bitch.

Also, the government is too busy sucking the US that I wouldn't be surprised if we were considered "the 51st state."

I like to think of Canada as the good child of the UK and US instead of bitch.

poor NZ

The Harper government basically is the US's bitch.

Nope, I live in the, literally, bitch country. Scotland can't do anything without English approval.

Nnnn! True.

very accurate sis.

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Austria. I guess in many ways it is to Germany what Canada is to the US.

But England (and the whole world for that matter) wouldn't have half the stuff they have if it wasn't for us, so we're still winning.

Cyprus

Bitch we 2, dfaq.

History says otherwise
Six-Day War