You know when it's like 2am and you're still up, and the TV is on, just playing the same informercial on a loop, and you can't look away. Or you're too lazy to get up and get the remote. Or you're genuinely intrigued by the product.
Which ones could you basically sell yourself? I know:
YOU GOT A DOOR, YOU GOT A GYM
Wen hair care, sold by Carrot Top
Magic Bullet
Any ab swing pro/ab swing circle/ab glide bull****
Stanley Steemer, carpet cleaners
That one eco balm commercial with fruits w/e
That annoying Revlon commercial with the horrible cover of Addicted to Love asdf; ghjkl