Earth

Uranus

Earth duh

Neptune of course!

well, this isn't hard.

Queen Venus

Saturn her originality >

Where's that kickstarter to buy Saturn's rings and put them around earth?

Boring.
It's nothing but gas. But I guess it looks pretty.
Boring.
It's nothing but gas. But I guess it looks pretty.
I approve.
I approve. The fierce Earth.

Kepler 10-c

How could anyone pick any of the girls other than Earth?

and what are those pictures at the bottom of the OP that aren't planets in our solar system/mockup images???

They're just artist impressions of random planets. I couldn't find images that were perfectly square of the latter three planets, they were all sized messily. The last three planets listed are real, but their descriptions may not be entirely accurate.

The Elusive Chanteuse Pluto

Jupiter is the biggest. Choosing the biggest = size queen. Jupiter = Queen?

But why do we care about those heathen planets when we don't even care about our own

I'm a gold digging ho who wants ha diamonds that's how

Jupiter is actually the fattest cause it weights the most. But werk I guess.

If a planet made of diamonds doesn't interest you, then you don't interest me.