Where does depression hurt? Everywhere.
Who does depression hurt? Pressed stans and haters.
Feeling down and out about the fandom to your favorite artist?
Feeling like your favorite artist is being ******* on by Beyonce time after time after time?
Is she causing you to hate necessarily?
Hating but you're secretly a fan/stan?
Don't worry, from the makers of Cymbalta:
Cymbeysus can help.
Cymbeysus is a prescription medication that treats physically and emotional symptoms of Beyonceitis.
In a recent double-blind study conducted by the House of Dereon, reports found that after subjects had taken Cymbeysus they experienced little to moderate success. Here are a few testimonials from subjects:
"I was a nobody[s], and still am[/s], and I started hating on Beyonce. After I took Cymbeysus, 5 singles, 4 b-sides, and 2 remixes later, I finally got a moderate hit with "Turning Me On."
"I had a little bit of success while Beyonce was away in 2004. "Go Girl" failed, and after her 'If I Were A Boy' song/video, I made a few sideways comments about Beyonce. "Never Ever" failed as well, and I took Cymbesus. I finally got a mediocre Top 10 hit with 'Love Sex & Magic,' which is currently plummeting down the Hot 100."
Tell your doctor right away if your symptoms worsen, or if you have unusual changes of mood, pressedness, or hating.
Side effects may include but aren't limited to:
Hating
Pressedness
Jealousy
Resentment
Extensive typing about nothing
Irrelevance
Chronic fatigue
Ask your doctor about Cymbeysus. Hating hurts. Cymbeysus can help.
Bey stans damn kill me. LMFAOO, assholes.
...That was Random and STUPID!!