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Originally posted by ks_dollar
I've seen some horrible things in the male toilet. When I was in high school the principal found a crap that totally missed the toilet in one of the cubicals. Most males tend to miss a bit when they urinate into the toilet, some of us clean it up with toilet paper and the nasty ones don't. I hope that wasn't too gross to hear.
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I remember when I was in Year 5, this kid in my class named Ben shat himself while we were playing Buzz Buzz You're Out or doing arts and crafts or whatever tf you do in primary school. Anyway, I just remember him getting up and running out of the class suddenly, and as he did, everything just stank of **** and we couldn't stop laughing cause this was so ****ing pungent. It wasn't a fart, it was like the full-on stench of fresh excrement.
Anyway, the next morning after assembly, our principal called for all the boys (and just the boys) to stay behind, and we were like wtf, this has never happened before, and he was so angry. Not only did this kid **** his pants in class, but he smeared his soiled underpants all over the bathroom wall and then threw them in the bin. Like what the ****. Anyway our principal was like "WHO DID IT? WOULD YOU DO THIS IN YOUR OWN HOME? DISGUSTING. ANYONE WITH ANY INFORMATION MUST COME FORWARD AS SOON AS THIS ASSEMBLY IS OVER."
He never got caught, but everyone in our class knew it was him. He wasn't special needs or anything. He's gone on to just become a regular, normal guy. But like why would you? If you shat your pants, why tf would you smear your soiled undies all over the bathroom wall?