A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies instantly, and the son is taken to the nearest hospital. The doctor comes in and exlaims "I can't operate on this boy."
"Why not?" the nurse asks.
"Because he's my son," the doctor responds.

How is this possible?

The doctor is the boy's mother.. like.

Also can anyone recommend good games for the XBONE?

Ok you ****ing know what someone asked me this irl and I was so confused

http://www.folj.com/lateral/

Here's some more of them, I was so confused at #2.

Wait #5

Yas at you having the XBONE over the PS4

I've heard nothing but good about Sunset Overdrive, Shadow of Mordor is a great game too!

Dad bought me AB/AP and One of the Boys

Late but No.

I liked it better with that old football player tbh

I am so obsessed with Marina this week

So weird that she's such a flop since her music is heavenly. Only one out of my 200 Facebook friends likes her on facebook and he's gay

ddd I'm listening to Tinashe "Watch Me Work" and then looked over at my avi and watched it bop around for about a minute

Does anyone know how to make playlists in Spotify? I wanna make one just with Lana, Lorde and Marina songs

k I'm back from the movie. Even though it was 2 hours and I had never seen the first one it wasn't that bad and didn't drag on that much although miles teller's character was such a douche and I spent the whole time wishing someone would just shoot him already like honestly

You live in a one story brick house. The living room is red and the kitchen is white. What color are the stairs?I was watching some show and this guy would ask random people on the street just random questions that seem like they'd be super easy to get but
One of the questions was "how do you spell twelvfth?"
And this girl said: "one two T-H"

clearly there are no stairs in the house

Omg u are so smart I can't believe it.

137 !!

Guernica stans for www.free-xones.tumblr.com so hard

Mess Bitchcraft I was gonna say pink

I just asked my dad and he was like "brown! No wait.. BLACK!!!"

slay that self promo using my name

What if there's a basement?