I can ACTUALLY imagine Britney's Sunday dinners with the kids.
Lunchables neatly organized on paper plates. While Britney cuts slices of apple using a court mandated plastic knife, a probation officer watches on.
"God bless" she says, before violently shoving crackers into her mouth.
People squirm when a reptile SCUTTLES thru the room a la Britney in her Work, Bitch! video choreography in Vegas. People likely regularly shriek in horrified yet entertained disgust at her shows.
Is this Sound of Music special on ABC Family new? My parents are watching it atm. I would join in but I missed most of it because I was at work. It's a good movie though, I've been meaning to rewatch it.
I'm so sad Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson) lost. But it was against Yoda, so I guess that is okay, he's actually an iconic figure in film cinema. Still voted for Mr. Neeson though.
So you refuse to stan for someone that bleaches and dyes their hair, but you can't draw the line at a drug and child abusing hillbilly?
Britney isn't even a natural blonde ANYWAY.