I met a very rich white guy (he was 40, I was 19) and we hooked up and did it in his outdoor jacuzzi. He had LONG money. But he was happily married with another man and they have an open relationship so it was cool. I wish I didn't lose his number. I still remember his name though.
See, they're only useful if the money is long. Was he at least remotely attractive tho?
