Yeah, when I joined...

#DanielTaughtMe

wut did I do

*my skin starts shedding off of my body and I sew all the bits and pieces over my face so I'll always have a blank expression*

There are so many cute guys in my school and with the warm weather they all wear shorts and t shirts

Also I ruined a perfect sandwich by adding mustard and humus it was a mess

Also I hate when my roommate closes the room's door I imagine he is doing something he doesn't want me to see

Tomorrow needs to get here already. I need Froot in my life

When u do a rate and only one album is really horrible but you don't want to look like a troll

that natalia thread omg I'm crying

When you remove that crust from the corner of your eye...ooo nasty.

It actually tastes good

Iggy Azalea shoot us a freestlye!

I'm starting my career as an actor tomorrow

I don't think we can call that "acting." I mean unless it really hurts that much.

Or you're starting it today by making us think you're actually doing something irl

you know that episode of icarly where the teacher lowers carly’s grade because she printed her report on three-hole paper? my research methods professor would definitely do that

let me email this to her