Madonna’s “Rebel Heart Tour” might better be called “Like a Has-Been.”

The Material Girl plans to play a total of 35 cities between Aug. 29 and Dec. 20, while two additional shows have already been added in Europe.

But tickets are not selling as briskly as for her “MDNA” tour in 2012, leaving thousands of unsold seats in the eight North American cities that began selling tickets on March 9.

You know what, I'm going to listen to Living for Love and just watch this thread burst into flames.

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Originally posted by Tanguy AP.

Originally posted by Tanguy AP.

Originally posted by MovinKindaSlow AP and LIES.

Madonna's tours don't usually sell out instantly anyway, but you can pretty much guarantee they will be by the time they happen.