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Originally posted by cloudinthesky
One time I had backstage passes to hang with 1D after their concert in Germany. I was so excited to meet them all but Liam in particular had his eye on me I saw him side-eyeing me as I was hanging out by Zayn's table. He was clearly jealous that Zayn was (rightfully) getting all the attention.
So as much as it pained me to leave Zayn's side when he was in such a bad place (this was around the time when his weed scandal was in the news) I went to Liam. "Why so glum?" I asked sincerely. Liam turned to me, face full of dread. "Did I look fat up on stage?" He says. I bucked at the question and didn't know how to answer. He did look a biT more pudge than normal but I had always liked Liam with a bit more weight on his bones anyway. I turn to the boys and their look of concern said it all. This was clearly a normal thing for Liam, so I lied. "No way, you're great!" I said in my most convincing voice.
Liam uttered a sigh of relief as he turned back to his personal cheese plate on the green room table. It was mostly just scraps and a few cheese blocks left scattered about the tray. It looked like it had been devoured in earnest. "Good. I was just so hungry I couldn't help myself before the concert." He said, stuffing the remaining cheese blocks in his mouth.
"Go get me another cheese plate!" Liam shouted to his manager across the room. His manager turns to the venue hosts and they shake their heads disappointingly.
"But Liam, you've already consumed all the cheese they have," his manager explained.
"Then go FIND one!" The boys and I stood watching awkwardly as Liam tossed the cheese plate at his management, chasing them out of the room.
Then he turns to me, grabs the complimentary cookies, chips and orange Fanta the venue had provided me after the show and says
"You don't mind if I have some of these right?" as he unknowingly consumes the whole bag.
I was devastated. It was the bag of chips that I had shared with Zayn not 10 minutes earlier and I swore I would keep that bag of chips for the rest of my life. As I watched Liam plunge his greasy fingers into the bag over and over, slowly devouring what was left of the chips (and my sanity), I began to tear up. Never again would I have this chance to share a bag of chips with Zayn ever again. This was a once in a lifetime thing. I could no longer contain my emotions so I excused myself from the room.
Knowing how upset I was, Zayn and Harry followed me out into the hallway, personally apologizing for Liam's brutish behaviour. They invited me back to their hotel for late night drinks. It was there that I learned firsthand of Harry and Zayn's bisexuality. I won't get into all the saucy details bc they made me promise not to take pics, but let's just say, they work well as a team.  |
Keep this to your fanfiction blog please. 
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Originally posted by Patrick
In all seriousness, several of my friends have had pretty unpleasant experiences with Andy Cohen — unfriendly, unapproachable, with a chip on his shoulder. I get that even minorly notable celebrities shouldn't be expected to be "on" at all times, but Andy just seems to be habitually rude. (Or maybe he's just pissed that he's back in St. Louis when he comes home for visits? Maybe I won't hold that against him.)
And I can't say that I'm surprised to hear about his behavior. When I read his book, I came away with the definite impression that Andy had a pretty inflated sense of self-worth, even before he attained any degree of notability. YOU MEAN YOU HAD LUNCH WITH SUSAN LUCCI? TWICE?! WELL, ****. LADIES AND GENTLEMENT, YOUR NEXT POTUS, ANDY COHEN!
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A guy I know met him in NY and they ended up having unprotected sex.
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