Don't do too much on him, I used to suck it too thinking something was going to come out of it

When you finish watching every episode of Friends and you don't know what to do with your life

You guys sure love to suck on things. Me too

Imma get something nice and hot on my way to work tonight.

Just watched Florence's performance at the VMAs in 2010 of Dog Days Are Over. I remember watching the show and getting slayed by her vocals and the song and everything, and while this time it seemed less impressive than when I saw her live it is still the best performance on an award show ever

Sorry I'm busy tonight

He said hot

Bates Motel seems interesting

So you're saying I'm nice? Thanks bae

My roomate is making magic to her girlfriend in the room next door and I'm trying to sleep but she just won't shut up

It's not

I was listening to Heidi Montag yesterday, and my mom asked if I was listening to Britney Spears

When you're staying in a hotel are you allowed to leave and go out at any time?

In b4 I get two WPs

Yes it's not a prison