We talk about happier things. Nudity, for instance. Banks recently completed a naked shoot for Playboy magazine. She says she didn’t have to think too long and hard before closing the deal. As an ex-stripper, she is breezily comfortable with her cigarette of a body and its modest embonpoint. ‘I mean, Naomi [Campbell] did Playboy, right? And she has small tiddies, too.’ Does she show everything? ‘Well, I don’t spread, if that’s what you mean. I don’t think you will see any, like, pink.’ This pink man blushes at her candour. ‘I don’t know if they will show my ****. They might. I dunno,’ she shrugs. ‘I don’t mind nudity.’ Will the shoot make the cover? ‘Of course I got the cover!’ she says indignantly. ‘I’m not going to show my ***** unless I get the cover.’ ES