kill him

I was in Farmfoods and pushed the police emergency button. Officers burst through the door.

Last night I was drunk and stopped at Asda, bought £15 worth of dairy milk chocolate, a new toothbrush for me and a new one for my niece.

I also told my manager who I don't find attractive that I wanted to ride his dick on our works night out.

I just had to bump this because last night I randomly woke up at 5am after whispering "Would you shut the **** up" I have no clue what the hell happened, it was like talking in your sleep but I was awake, I must've been possessed

There was probably a ghost whispering in your ear as you slept

It was me that said it I got so creeped out after it

No, I meant that you were whispering to the ghost to shut up

One night I randomly woke up, popped a bag of popcorn, and then went back to sleep.

Didn't even eat the popcorn.

I signed two apartment leases in college because I wanted to live with other people and couldn't get out of my current one.

I ended up subletting one of them thank god.

That was basically me last month.

Back in high school, I used to alter my route during passing time just so I can get some time to stare at this ridiculously hot guy. My next class would be nearby but I'd be traveling halfway around the damn school just to see that piece of sex on legs. I didn't even care if I was late.

Asked my friend to kiss me, although he was straight with a girlfriend. I was drunk, but still. So embarrassing.

I forgive people who I really shouldn't and I can't help myself every time

I've always wanted to do this! When I see fire alarms or police alarms, there's a place in my brain that tells me to do it, even though I know I shouldn't and it's the weirdest thing. It even happens when I'm standing on a cliff or something and my brain goes 'You should jump'

I have multiple disorders and most things I do I do without knowing how or why I did them.

But there was this time I was at a party. I convinced close to 20 people that we should dance naked. I encouraged more drinking and before I knew it I was under 5 guys. I don't know why I yelled "dog pile". When I got to high school I realized it was because I was gay

Same tho. I missed like two weeks cause I JUST COULD. NOT. (This was like last month) I live in Ohio and it was like -25 for a month straight. Waking up in the morning is horrible enough because I have nerve problems and really bad melancholic depression. But then being thrown into a building with a bunch of ****ing animals that only care about that hoes puss and whos a ****ing thot I'm ****ing over it.

But I feel like all of this still isn't enough to explain why I didn't go